May 2013
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she-wants-the-doitsu: MY SISTER SAID, “No, I ship them as friends. That’s why it’s called friendship?” DO YOU GET IT FRIENDSHIP FRIEND SHIP SHIPPING FRIENDS HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS????
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urksies: cosmopanther: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years PREACH
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Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship fictional characters
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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Alternate...
Thranduil: HOW DID MY PRISONERS ESCAPE?
Elf Guard: Let's just say they barrel-y made it out haha
Thranduil: you are so fucking fired
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Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
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“But the final hour is called “Heroine” for a reason, as this is also a story...”
– “The Woman”/“Heroine” Recap - The A.V. Club (via deepbutdazzlingdarkness)
May 17th
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
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gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on...
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Listenmoriartysskull: One hot minute of Benedict...
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Listenmoriartysskull: Two gorgeous minutes of...
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carol-dixon: Star Trek: Into Darkness scene of John Harrison/Khan (Benedict Cumberbatch) crying
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